The cyber pirates: The Seven Gods of Suits!
I'll definitely make those guys who stole everyone's money pay!
We teamed up with Taiga and Ryouma from the Japan-wide resistance,
so let's keep up the pace, and Big Money Company
will beat up the next enemy and rake in the dough!
I can't hold it anymore!
It's gonna... It's gonna come out!
Just in time!
Huh?!
Wh-What the?!
White sand, hibiscus,
and coral reefs!
We've finally, finally...
made it to Okinawa!
Yahoo!
HERO BANK
Okinawa Business Trip! The Money of the Dead!!
Okinawa Business Trip!
The Money of the Dead!!
Yummy!
Of course it is.
Okinawa is famous for its pork dishes.
It's even said that they eat "every part but the squeals" here!
Shrimp Dishes
This'll be a treat.
Let's dig in!
Oh, Kaito-kun, that's—
By the way,
I got spare rib noodles, bitter melon stir-fry,
and Okinawan shortbread cookies and doughnuts!
Ai-san, please wait a second!
We aren't here to sightsee! We have a mission!
Big Money Company
We just got an SOS from the Okinawan resistance.
I want you to go help them.
Even though we don't know where their hideout is?
We don't want the enemy to discover them,
so I don't know any details.
Well, we'll figure it out once we go, won't we?
Shikoku and Osaka have just been liberated,
so Taiga and I are too busy to help out.
So, I'm counting on you!
W-Wait, Ryouma-san!
So, we're working for free yet again.
We made them our business partners, so there's nothing we can do, though.
Smiles are free, right?
Well, what's wrong with that?
Let's take it at our own pace!
Nankuru naisa!
"Nankuru naisa"?
It's an Okinawan saying that means "everything will work out."
Okinawans have always been laid-back.
See? Nobody's in a hurry here.
You're right!
But is this really what "nankuru naisa" means?
At the very least,
it doesn't seem like they're suffering under the Seven Gods of Suits...
It's totally different from Osaka and Shikoku, though.
But there's a Tower of Seizure here, too!
That's not all.
I've sensed odd stares ever since we got here.
Huh?
"Odd" stares?
S-Sorry! Are you oka— Huh?
These people are smiling after having their feet stepped on!
This really is kind of strange, though!
Do you hear a weird noise?
As long as there's money...
Eggs 3 Yen
Limited
All you part-timers!
Get your Big Money bargain items again today!
Excuse me, one carton of eggs, please!
Yes!
Excuse me, a carton of eggs, please!
Yes!
One carton of eggs, please!
Yes!
One carton of eggs!
Yes! Yes!
Now all the super cheap eggs limited one per customer are mine!
Sis! What's gotten into you, Sis?!
Sis!
As long as there's money...
Passion Continent
Mitsuo Zaizen.
No matter how small the business opportunity,
he turns it into vast money and success.
The monstrously capable producer!
His wish has come true once more!
Autobiography Why, Mitsuo!!
His Hollywood autobiography has been slated!
Congrats, Zaizen!
Congrats, Mitsuo!
Now that I've come this far, next I'll be a politician!
Pull it together, Mitsuo!
If I could become a hunk...
Fukuta-kun, look this way!
We all love you, Fukuta-kun!
It's lovey melon!
Okay!
I'll make you all my brides, though!
Fukuta! Fukuta!
These guys are dreaming with their eyes open!
I smell black money, ka-ching!
Black money?
The Seven Gods of Suits?!
In that case, I'll smack 'em a good one and wake them up!
All you island folk,
are you enjoying life again today?
Huh?
Yeah.
All together now, "Let's Nankuru naisa!"
Huh?
What's this?
This is strange.
Why isn't the Resort Virus working on you?
Who are you?!
This is our first time meeting, isn't it?
I am Emiya Bukimi.
Hey, you!
I don't care if you're Bukimi or Yasegimi (lanky)!
What did you do to everyone?! Hurry up and turn them back to normal!
Are you an idiot?
Who'd be dumb enough to turn them back to normal just 'cause you say so?
Wh-What was that?!
Everyone!
There are some bad guys here trying to disturb your island's peace and quiet!
Get them!
Money!
Bargains!
Popular!
Movie adaptation!
What's with all these guys?
It's freaky!
We're surrounded?
We can't get away now, ka-ching!
Ow!
Look out!
Kaito-kun! Don't drop your guard!
Who is it this time?!
I appear at once wherever there's evil afoot,
clean up at once, then disappear at once.
The shadow janitor...
Justice Star!
Justice Star?!
I'll keep them at bay.
Escape while you have the chance!
But...
Don't worry.
I won't be done in by these guys!
Okay!
I don't know who you are or where you came from, but thanks!
Put this on my tab.
Sekito-kun!
Your ball might become the key that saves everyone.
What?
Now go,
while I perform my big cleanup!
Money!
I'll spank your butt and punish you!
This way!
Chest!
Come on, over here!
Darn.
They ran away?
Oh, well! It'd be boring if I finished them off too quickly.
Don't play around too much.
They're the ones who liberated the Shikoku and Kansai areas.
Take them lightly and you'll have the rug pulled out from under you.
That won't do.
Could you not lump me together with Aimu and Ryuuga?
More importantly, the Resort Virus.
If the experiment in Okinawa is a success, then next is Kyushu,
and then we'll introduce it to Honshu.
Yeah, yeah. You're getting annoying.
Just leave it all to me!
Now then,
the real fun starts now...
For that idiot guy.
Look at that.
Huh? Oh!
Wow!
It's like a secret base!
Welcome to the Kyushu-Okinawa Yours Truly Company!
The company president is yours truly, Danjirou Satsuma!
Which means you're the one who sent the SOS.
The Okinawan resistance?!
Kaito-don and Sekito-don, yes?
I've heard what's going on from Ryouma-don.
I would like you to please lend me your strength.
Smiles are free! Leave it to us!
In return,
we'd like any info you have on the Seven Gods of Suits.
You got it!
Business partnership established, ka-ching!
Now, have a look at this.
The one controlling the Okinawa-Kyushu area
is Bukimi of the Seven Gods of Suits.
Oh, that's the kid from before!
Despite how he looks,
he's a strong foe who took control of Okinawa in the blink of an eye with his "Resort Virus."
Resort Virus?
That noise?
Yes.
The Resort Virus uses people's monetary worries as a trigger
to amplify people's desires to their maximums.
Then he manipulates all people who've been enraptured by it.
Manipulates people?
And we call anyone who's turned that way...
a "Money Zombie!"
No!
Now that you mention it, they were like zombies!
"The financially departed."
You have lousy naming sense.
So? Is this place safe?
Of course, no need to worry.
This is a special refuge cut off from the Resort Virus.
I'm impressed you made something like that in such short time.
No, no, I didn't do it myself.
The one who made it is over there.
Over there?
Who's that?
The genius programmer, Nanten Minami!
Huh? I can't hear you!
I said, I can't hear you!
Speak up a little louder!
It backfired, ka-ching!
Say it with a kinder look on your face, ka-ching.
What's that?
"When I isolated myself from sound and
radio waves so I could immerse myself in study,
it happened as a result by total chance."
By chance?! Due to a hobby?!
What's that?
"Anyway, it's strange that only you two didn't become money zombies."
Hm? Actually, yeah, that's true.
Even though Mitsuo, Fukuta, Platina, and Sis all became money zombies...
Why were we the only ones who didn't?
Boo is a money fairy, you know!
Oh, indeed!
The Resort Virus only works on living creatures!
Then what about me?
Well, uh...
They say idiots don't catch colds,
so you didn't catch the Resort Virus, either, ka-ching.
Oh, that's why?
Hey, I'm not an idiot!
Come on!
You regularly show your bare butt, ka-ching.
You'd be the same whether it affected you or not, ka-ching.
What was that?!
Then why didn't he turn into a money zombie?!
That certainly is strange.
That's it! I get it!
It's because you're an idiot!
You're the one person I don't want to hear that from.
You don't have to be shy!
Just because you're a bigger idiot than me.
I'm not an idiot!
Ow! What're you doing?!
Anyway,
our top priority right now is saving our comrades!
Is there some way to turn them back to normal?
Well...
Nanten was in the process of developing a vaccine,
but it's apparently pretty difficult.
Come to think of it, that guy...
Your ball might become the key that saves everyone.
He said something like that.
That's—
There's a program in this ball to stop the black money vagrants
from the Towers of Seizure.
What's wrong?
What?
He says, "It looks like we can use it to develop the vaccine!"
Huh?!
If you can make that, everyone can go back to normal?!
Yeah! It'll take some time, but for sure!
What's that?
Money!
Sis?! Fukuta! Mitsuo!
Why are they here?
It was this thing?!
Ow! What're you doing?
It's a transmitter.
When did that get there?!
Then what should we do now?
If that many of them break in, we can't stop them.
No, we'll stop them!
The Resort Virus won't work on us, after all.
That's right, since you're an idiot!
I told you, you're the idiot!
It's true...
Money troubles are so amusing!
What?
Even adults who are normally so self-important
go crazy when it comes to money.
That's why I changed their money troubles into
the power of greed and granted their wishes!
Drop the self-serving crap!
Give back my employees and my sister!
Sure.
I don't need these weak guys.
I don't know if they actually want to go back themselves or not, though.
Huh?
Doesn't look like the brainwashing has been broken.
That's fine by me!
I'll wake them up for sure this time!
Just you wait!
Bank register, activate!
Job change!
Enter the Prize!
Enter the Prize
Bank register, activate!
Job change!
Credit Loan Wolf!
Credit Loan Wolf
Here we go!
Challenging the Enter the Prize and Credit Loan Wolf tag-team are...
Money!
Unbelievable!
It's Beep Boop Game Machine and Tea Picking Cat!
The very same from Big Money Company! It's an internal division battle!
I feel the power of the black money.
I don't intend to lose now, though.
Kaito-don! Sekito-don!
I'll make sure of your power with my own eyes.
No time limit!
Hero Battle!
Fight!
Here I go!
I'll use my money on hand and open your eyes!
Whose eyes are you going to open, exactly?
The eyes of our managing director, the guy who loves business opportunities,
and the number one genius at Big Money Elementary, Mitsuo!
Don't underestimate your friends!
We aren't friends!
Huh?
Not friends?
Right now, I have a dream.
Henceforth, I will stand at the summit of the financial world,
and squeeze all the rubbish for everything they're worth!
I don't need friends for that end!
I won't forgive anyone who gets in my way, no matter who they may be!
M-Mitsuo!
You...
The way I am now, I can attack you without hesitation!
Bankroll...
Attack!
Th-That's an amazing attack!
A bankroll, of all things!
Kaito! Tag me, switch!
A good fact to know:
you've got to spend money to make money!
Now, suffer more!
Is this the influence of the Resort Virus?!
The method of attack is ridiculously sleazy,
but it doesn't break any rules!
The battle continues!
There's still more!
Rampage Ultra Programming!
That's enough, Kaito.
Substitution!
Us, too.
Changing in, though!
Honestly! Don't keep on dreaming forever!
We don't need you, though!
Unfriendly
You're unfriendly, antisocial, you don't eat,
Antisocial
Don't Eat
and you're just a boring guy with no humanity in him, though!
Boring Guy With No Humanity
No humanity...
Besides, for how suggestive your entrance was, your presence is weak,
your character is poorly-defined, and you don't participate in any meaningful way...
You'll never be popular that way, though!
An amazing mental attack!
Now do you get it, though?
Mess with me and you'll get burned, though.
Red Hot Love AdvenTEAre!
Hot!
Crap!
Now that Nagare's gone,
if I defeat Sekito, I'll be the only hunk left, though!
Fukuta?!
But this still isn't the end, though!
Certain kill!
Rampage Tea Stacking Paradise!
It's more gigantic than usual!
And it's falling down!
Sekito!
Now I'll be most popular, though!
How could an inhuman guy like you ever make friends?
Still, it's strange.
The gong isn't ringing, no matter how much time passes, though.
Sekito!
Stay away!
I don't need to tag out!
I don't need comrades!
I'll fight alone!
Alone?
I'm not an idiot, nor am I part of Big Money Company!
I'm a solitary warrior! A lone wolf!
I'm Sekito Sakurada!
Kaito! You're naïve!
Going on about smiles being free and friends,
even though you can't do anything on your own!
This is the isolated Hero Suit he created!
I'm more than enough to handle this mission alone!
I don't need friends dragging me down!
"He"?
Just watch me from there!
He's serious!
You better believe it!
Isolated Moonfall Dunk!
Don't wake up from the dream!
It's over!
Winner: Credit Loan Wolf!
Mitsuo! Fukuta!
Huh? Kaito-kun, what happened to us?
I get the feeling I was having a happy dream, though.
Hey, you guys!
Do you know how much trouble you put us through?!
I knew it. Those weak guys just won't do.
This is boring.
Next time I'll make the Resort Virus ten times more powerful.
And I'll take away that irritating resistance guy
who always gets in my way!
Danjirou!
The rest of you weaklings don't matter.
Playing with these guys seems more fun!
Huh? Ai-san, too?!
Sis!
See you, everyone!
Hey, wait right there!
Sis!
Who is Justice Star?
The janitor who cleans up the evils of this world.
I've seen your face somewhere before, ka-ching.
Cleaning love!
Next time: "Strongest Tag-team Formation!
"Strongest Tag-team Formation! Kaito and Sekito!!"
Kaito and Sekito!!"
Let's rake in the dough!